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I am a victim of the obesity epidemic

5 October, 2008 · 2 Comments

While visiting the hospital the other day I felt the need for a sugar/caffeine boost.  Unfortunately sugary snacks have been purged from the cafeteria and vending machines to prevent any more lard accumulating on the rear ends of already well upholstered posteriors.

I’m happy to get randomly breath tested to catch drunk drivers. I don’t mind not being able to buy a handgun at the supermarket.  But it really grates to have my treats taken away because some people are too lazy to take the stairs or so daft they eat as much as a hippo.

Be ashamed fatso.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • Nick // 7 October, 2008 at 6:23 am | Reply

    That looks just a little bit like….

    Anyone who doesn’t object to being told they can’t buy a gun from New World hates freedom. Stalin.

  • Richard // 9 October, 2008 at 10:07 pm | Reply

    Eek! Next thing I’ll be saying is that it’s resonable to not sell P in dairies, I better download the audio book of ‘Atlas Shrugged’.

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